Jokes with doctors 5

A man decides to take the opportunity to paint the wooden toilet seat while his wife is away.
His wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her bottom. She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to Vaidya Kumar.
She puts on a large overcoat so as to cover the stuck toilet seat, and they go.
When they get to Vaidya Kumar’s office, the man lifts his wife’s coat to show their predicament. The man asks, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?"
"Well, yes," Vaidya Kumar replies, "but never framed."

Vaidya Kumar is in the garage waiting while his motorcycle is getting fixed. Another mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of another motorcycle. Just then a well-known heart surgeon arrived at the shop. The surgeon got off his motorcycle and begin waiting for the manager to come take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc can I ask you a question?"
The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doctor, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix them, put ’em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get huge money, when you and I are doing basically the same work?
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, whispered to the mechanic....."Try doing it with the engine running!"

Vaidya Kumar saw this in the USA while visiting a modern hospital. A beautiful young woman was laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her while waiting for surgery. The nurse pushed the trolley down the corridor towards the operating theater, where she left the girl on the trolley outside, as she goes in to check whether everything is ready for the operation. A young man wearing a white coat approaches, lifts the sheet up and starts examining her naked body. He puts the sheet back and then walks away and talks to another man in a white coat. The second man comes over, lifts the sheet and does the same examinations. When a third man does the same thing, but more closely, she grows impatient and says: "All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?"
The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders: "I have no idea. We’re just painting the corridor."