Ayurvedic Jokes

This section acknowledges that laughter is the best medicine. Here we explore together the adventures of Vaidya Kumar, an Ayurvedic doctor from India, as he works and travels in the Western world. Our Vaidya gets in many situations that are strange and bazaar to an Indian, however, with his excellent knowledge of Ayurveda and Vedic Dharma he always comes out on the lighter side!

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Jokes with doctors 3

A young woman went to Vaidya Kumar complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific." The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and (...)

Jokes with doctors 2

While in the USA Vaidya Kumar visits his friend who is a veterinarian from Delhi living in Cincinnati. A woman brings her dog in while Vaidya Kumar is there. She says to the vet, "I think my dog is dead". The doctor laid the dog on the table and reached down and took a cat out of a box. The cat (...)

Jokes with doctors 1

While in the USA Vaidya Kumar was forced to go duck hunting with four doctors one day. Included in the group were a GP, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, and a surgeon. After a time, a bird came winging overhead. The first to react was the GP who raised his shotgun, but then hesitated. "I’m not (...)

Jokes with doctors 9

Vaidya Kumar received this notice from the California State Health Department: The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of Bird Flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately: 1. High fever 2. Congestion 3. Nausea 4. Fatigue 5. (...)

Jokes with doctors 8

A woman and a baby were in Vaidya Kumar’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. Vaidya Kumar arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed" she replied. "Well, (...)

Jokes with doctors 7

Vaidya Kumar goes to a medical convention and overhears five surgeons discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but (...)

Jokes with doctors 6

"You’re in remarkable shape for a man your age," said Vaidya Kumar to the ninety-year old man after the examination. "I know it," said the old gentleman. "I’ve really got only one complaint, my sex drive is too high. Got anything you can do for that, Doc?" Vaidya Kumar’s mouth dropped open. (...)

Jokes with doctors 5

A man decides to take the opportunity to paint the wooden toilet seat while his wife is away. His wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her bottom. She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to Vaidya Kumar. She puts on a (...)

Jokes with doctors 4

Vaidya Kumar is in San Francisco for a conference on non-conventional medicine. While there he overhears a Chinese doctor telling this story of one of his recent patients. A man went on a trip to China. While in China, he was very sexually promiscuous and did not take any precautions. A week (...)

Vaidya Kumar thinks about religion

As the end of year approaches Vaidya Kumar starts to think more about religion. So he decides to ask people their experiences of religion in NYC while he is there working.

Vaidya Kumar’s jokes for the end of the year

Vaidya Kumar has been working too much these days, so he has taken some time out of his busy schedule to share some of his favorite jokes with us! Remember, laughter is the best medicine!

Vaidya Kumar’s reflections on Europe

Vaidya Kumar arrives in Europe to visit his cousin brother in Frankfort. His cousin tells him, “Look there a few things you need to know about Europe.” HEAVEN is where: The chefs are Italian The police are British The mechanics are German The lovers are French and it’s all organized by the Swiss (...)

Visiting parents

Even Ayurvedic doctors have parents - Vaidya Kumar is very close to his parents so is concerned when.....

Dr Kumar visiting American Indians

Vaidya Kumar has an opportunity to visit an Indian reservation in the USA. He is greeted cordially and is introduced to the tribes chief "Two Eagles". After awhile Vaidya Kumar asks the old chief: "You have observed the white man for 80 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological (...)

Pancha Karma Jokes

Vaidya Kumar returns to India after a year in the USA and Europe and feels pretty clogged up from the strange food, so he decides to go for a Pancha Karma at his friend’s clinic. While there he meets Akashji another patient getting PK. These are a few things he noted in his journal: