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Ayurvedic Jokes

This section acknowledges that laughter is the best medicine. Here we explore together the adventures of Vaidya Kumar, an Ayurvedic doctor from India, as he works and travels in the Western world. Our Vaidya gets in many situations that are strange and bazaar to an Indian, however, with his excellent knowledge of Ayurveda and Vedic Dharma he always comes out on the lighter side!

  • » New Year’s Jokes
    Vaidya Kumar is sitting a restaurant in San Francisco to meet with some American friends. A drunk man comes inside the restaurant and says, "Happy New Year everybody!" and the waiter (...)
  • » Pancha Karma Jokes
    Vaidya Kumar returns to India after a year in the USA and Europe and feels pretty clogged up from the strange food, so he decides to go for a Pancha Karma at his friend’s clinic. While (...)
  • » Dr Kumar visiting American Indians
    Vaidya Kumar has an opportunity to visit an Indian reservation in the USA. He is greeted cordially and is introduced to the tribes chief "Two Eagles". After awhile Vaidya Kumar asks (...)
  • » Visiting parents
    Even Ayurvedic doctors have parents - Vaidya Kumar is very close to his parents so is concerned when..... Vaidya Kumar goes home at Diwali to see his parents who are in their 80’s. He (...)
  • » Blonde Jokes (oh no!)
    Vaidya Kumar can’t resist a good joke, so when his friend from Agra - who works with a lot of people who think they are blonde - sent him these jokes he asked me to post them; even if (...)
  • » Vaidya Kumar’s reflections on Europe
    Vaidya Kumar arrives in Europe to visit his cousin brother in Frankfort. His cousin tells him, “Look there a few thinks you need to know about Europe.” HEAVEN is where: The chefs (...)
  • » Vaidya Kumar thinks about religion
    As the end of year approaches Vaidya Kumar starts to think more about religion. So he decides to ask people their experiences of religion in NYC while he is there working. Vaidya Kumar (...)
  • » Vaidya Kumar’s jokes for the end of the year
    Vaidya Kumar has been working too much these days, so he has taken some time out of his busy schedule to share some of his favorite jokes with us! Remember, laughter is the best (...)
  • » Why did the ayurvedic chicken cross the road?
    These are Vaidya Kumar’s Chicken jokes (he couldn’t resist). Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his Ayurvedic doctor. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get a Basti. Why (...)
  • » Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to the other side.
    The first day Vaidya Kumar discovered the chicken jokes he immediately thought about NY where everyone crosses the road; and then India where you can’t cross the road; and then LA where (...)
  • » Jokes with doctors 1
    While in the USA Vaidya Kumar was forced to go duck hunting with four doctors one day. Included in the group were a GP, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, and a surgeon. After a time, a (...)
  • » Jokes with doctors 2
    While in the USA Vaidya Kumar visits his friend who is a veterinarian from Delhi living in Cincinnati. A woman brings her dog in while Vaidya Kumar is there. She says to the vet, "I (...)
  • » Jokes with doctors 3
    A young woman went to Vaidya Kumar complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do you mean, all over?" (...)
  • » Jokes with doctors 4
    Vaidya Kumar is in San Francisco for a conference on non-conventional medicine. While there he overhears a Chinese doctor telling this story of one of his recent patients. A man went on (...)
  • » Jokes with doctors 5
    A man decides to take the opportunity to paint the wooden toilet seat while his wife is away. His wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her bottom. She (...)
  • » Jokes with doctors 6
    "You’re in remarkable shape for a man your age," said Vaidya Kumar to the ninety-year old man after the examination. "I know it," said the old gentleman. "I’ve really got only one (...)
  • » Jokes with doctors 7
    Vaidya Kumar goes to a medical convention and overhears five surgeons discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my (...)
  • » Jokes with doctors 8
    A woman and a baby were in Vaidya Kumar’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. Vaidya Kumar arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and (...)
  • » Jokes with doctors 9
    Vaidya Kumar received this notice from the California State Health Department: The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of Bird Flu. If you experience any of the (...)
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