Blonde Jokes (oh no!)
Vaidya Kumar can’t resist a good joke, so when his friend from Agra - who works with a lot of people who think they are blonde - sent him these jokes he asked me to post them; even if they are not his jokes he still liked them!
There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles, so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note:
I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag
Signed - "The Blonde"
She pinned the note inside the boy’s jacket and told him to go straight home.
"Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do
This blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, "I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe." The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies "But I don’t have any money.... and I must get a message to her, it’s urgent!... I’ll do anything to get a message to her." The clerk replies "Anything?". "Yes.... ANYTHING!" replies the blonde. He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to kneel in front of him. "Unzip me..." She does. "Take it out..... go ahead." She does this as well. She looks up at him, his member in her hands and he says "Well... go ahead... do it..." She brings her lips close to it and shouts "Hello?... Mom?"
A Blonde With A Gun
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
A blonde walking by the river came across another blonde directly across from her. The first blonde waved to the other and said "hey, how do i get to the other side"? The other blonde answered "You’re already on the other side".
Plane trip to New York
There was a blonde sitting on a plane in first class seats with an economy class ticket. The flight attendant asked to check her ticket.
’Excuse me’ she said ’you only have an economy class ticket but you are sitting in first class. Could you please move to your allocated seat.’
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