Jokes with doctors 7
Vaidya Kumar goes to a medical convention and overhears five surgeons discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
Vaidya Kumar visits Beverly Hills where a friend of his introduces him to a famous doctor at his luxury clinic. This doctor was a plastic surgeon who invented a radical new face lift procedure and was in the process of explaining it to a prospective patient. He told her, "I’ll install a special screw in the top of your skull. Your hair will cover it so it will be unnoticed. Whenever you need a little tuck, we’ll just tighten the screw a little,... and the wrinkles will disappear!"
Vaidya Kumar learned that in modern pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol has a generic name of acetaminophen. Aleve is also called naproxen. Amoxil is called amoxicillin and Advil is also called ibuprofen. The Americans were looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, they recently announced that it had settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course ibepokin.
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