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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

The first day Vaidya Kumar discovered the chicken jokes he immediately thought about NY where everyone crosses the road; and then India where you can’t cross the road; and then LA where there are only roads! Here are Vaidya Kumar’s favorite Chicken jokes!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Don’t ask me, ask the chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
Because she was a double-crosser.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls

Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
She wanted to stretch her legs.

Why did the chicken scientist cross the road?
To invent the other side.

Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
To corrupt the other side.

Why did the chicken IRS representative cross the road?
To bankrupt the other side.

Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.

Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road?
To break on through to the other side

Why did the horse cross the road?
Because the chicken needed a day off

Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because he wasn’t chicken.

Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet

Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.

Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the Baa Baa Shop for a haircut

Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school

Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!

Why did the horse cross the road?
To reach his Nay-borhood.

Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot

Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes!

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